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we made a zine! our guide to re-entering society comes free with every drink order (until we run out)

design notes

sometimes we get our idioms confused. sometimes those confused idioms make their way onto t-shirts. this is one of those t-shirts. stay cool out there, all you horses.

selling points

  • 100% cotton
  • custom sourced
  • garment dyed
  • printed in LA
  • designed in NYC
  • fits true to size

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